Immediately thought of Andy Samberg's Blizzard Man when writing this post lol
1. You get to travel the world. And sell out stadiums.
2. You get to wear sweatpants to work. Although apparently so can I.
3. You get to sit front row at sporting events. Some day I'll sit front row at The Garden.
4. Sweet rides.
5. Say what you want as long as there's a good beat... or say nothing like Lil Jon's "Turn Down For What."
What's your dream profession?